Are you looking for a way to increase your battle strategy, while also getting off, then let me tell you about Cunt Wars? The game takes place in a magical world where hot women want to have sex with anything that moves. Ok that’s not the actual story, but it’s an accurate description. The game is a lot of fun and it’s so easy to get sucked into playing it for hours.
This game actually has two available versions. The first is a normal online, the one I’m talking about here is the downloadable version. This differs in a few ways, one of them being that you can actually chat with other people that are playing the game at the same time, swapping tricks, telling stories, or just talking shit. There’s so much to unpack here, so let’s take a look at some of the game’s aspects.
So, I have no idea what the story is. Like you have a character that’s going through and fighting a bunch of monsters. Like the first thing you hear the hero say is he wants a hand job. It mostly just seems like he’s a dude trying to take over the kingdom. I’m sure if I played to the end of the game, there would be more information on his back story, but really, I love a good game where you’re just messing up people’s lives. Also, I love any game that involves a nobody climbing their way to power in a war-torn kingdom. It’s poetic sounding, isn’t it?
You know what I’ve noticed? Most hentai games involve having a deck of cards where you collect women who lose their clothes as they get more powerful. Don’t worry though, Cunt Wars has male characters too. In their cards you get to see them having sex with beautiful women who also lose their clothes as they power up. Here’s the thing. The characters in the cards are actually really inventive and no other mythical based hentai game that I’ve played have included some monsters in there as well. Like Nagas.
This is all a fighting game. Typically, you place your fighter, the people in your deck of cards, and they then move.
Basically, there’s two parts of the fighting. You fight other people around the world in order to advance through the leagues. What’s interesting is rather than moving up through the league from level 1 to level two and so on, you actually move up from level 30 to level 29 and so forth. It’s really easy to move up through the ranks and you get all sorts of prizes for getting to a new rank.
That’s the first part. The second part is the actual conquering of the journey that you go on to advance the story. In these fights, you are fighting against computers, but not let that fool you into thinking that it’s going to be easier. Some enemies can’t be fought until you have reached certain league levels, which is actually interesting.
Because you have to advance through the leagues in order to fight certain bosses, you’re able to upgrade/seduce the women in your guild. Thus, making you more powerful. This game wants you to win, but it won’t make it easy.
As always there’s chests that you can get that give you extra cards, gems, gold, etc.
In short, if you’re a good strategist and you enjoy seeing naked women/being rewarded, you absolutely need to play this game.
So, the graphics a bit all over the place, which should be really super off putting, but it’s actually really cool. The graphics in the battles themselves are very similar to vintage video games with the characters only moving when it’s their turn to be attacked or if they die. I love the fact that they all have different variations of the same move.
The other style that we have is in the cards. They are incredibly detailed, and I love the imagination that actually that went into all the different types. I know I was complaining about it earlier, but I do like the design with women. The cards are beautiful, and I cannot give them enough praise for being enough so creative in their creation of several female characters.
Also, if you lose a battle, you actually see your character chained up, beaten and bloodied, and forced to submit.
Ok let’s talk about free games. The first thing that we all think when we start a new free game is “What are they going to sell to me?” Cunt Wars is the same way, but it’s pretty cheap overall.
While the game is primarily free to play, you do have the chance to purchase gold pieces and green gems in the store. Gems hold more value than gold, you can purchase advantages and other items. Even though you don’t have to buy anything, as it is very easy for you to earn what you need, there’s plenty of daily deals that the store offers! Dropping a few dollars every now and then for massive amounts of gold and gems is easy and always rewarding.
The music in this game is freaking lit. Like it makes me want to get a sword and go running into the forest. It’s a beautiful blend of windpipes, pianos, and drums that makes you just want to punch someone in the face.
I might be exaggerating a little bit, but seriously the music in this game is incredible. Definitely some of the best. There’s some voice acting but not really that much. Grunts, cries of pain, things like that.
The hentai is some of the best that I’ve seen. One thing that I noticed, and maybe I didn’t see it the first time, but there were more animations in the hentai scene in the desk top app as compared to the website version. Nothing super intense, just seeing the girls give you a blowjob and fucking them. The girls are hot and it’s super easy to upgrade them and get them naked. Overall, it’s really good hentai.
I love this game. Everything is perfectly balanced, and I love that there’s not this massive push to buy extra materials. If you want to spend money on it, then it’s not that big of an issue. They have affordable options for you and just like most games there’s always a sale/deal going on to make it even cheaper. It’s a fun game and I love the overall game play. It’s a lot of fun and inventive. There’s plenty of fun extra stuff that you can do.
I think that it’s an inventive game and I really enjoy the lay out. It’s such an easy to follow game. I also really love the fact you get to play with other people. I think that when you play against computers all the time, you forget about spontaneous moves/ desperation to win. It makes you think on your toes and it makes winning all that more satisfying. Especially when you see a hot girl getting nailed.
Build your guild today and begin your conquest to take over the kingdom.